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 Post subject: What not to say to your dates parents!
PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 6:20 am 
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* "Sorry I'm a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore."

* "Show me how you used to spank her."

* "Hi, I'm Hoopla69."

* "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"

* "I just got my license today."

* "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature."

* "Five bucks says she's a D-cup."

* "Hey do you have an empty pop can and some matches?"

* "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"


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 Post subject: Re: What not to say to your dates parents!
PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 8:05 am 
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So true! :lol: :lol: :lol:


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