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{ABA}Worlock
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Post subject: X-mas humor Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 7:07 pm |
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Joined: Tue May 19, 2009 8:26 pm Posts: 219 Location: United States Mich. |
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A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. “Nice bike,” the cop said..”Did Santa bring it to you?” “Yep,” the little said “he sure did!” The cop looked the bike over & handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation & said, “Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it.” The young girl looked up at the cop & said, “Nice horse you've got there sir. Did Santa bring it to you?” “Yes he sure did,” chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop & said, “Next year, tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.
My spelling sucks figure it out
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Maniatiormadman
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Post subject: Re: X-mas humor Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 9:29 am |
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Joined: Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:11 pm Posts: 5 |
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