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 Post subject: The Male Cycle
PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 3:22 pm 
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Joined: Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:50 pm
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Location: Ontario, Canada
When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no
passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the
time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She
was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life
became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on
anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as
often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but
directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet
planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious
that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.


Work before play, and if work becomes play - PLAY HARD!


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 Post subject: Re: The Male Cycle
PostPosted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:52 am 
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HAHAHA - Good one Bonj! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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