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 Post subject: Re: Pictures of You
PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:25 pm 
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ROFL You did.
Sorry for the DBL post.


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 Post subject: Re: Pictures of You
PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 3:09 pm 
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: LOLZ
How do you know a bear is blonde? She chewed off 3 legs and is still stuck in the trap! lol


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 Post subject: Re: Pictures of You
PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 8:47 am 
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{ABA}Worlock wrote:
All I know is construction workers and truck drivers, so I had to Google for clean ones.

This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.

The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

“Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”


How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

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OMG, good one. LOL.


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 Post subject: Re: Pictures of You
PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:05 pm 
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Buffy, a blonde, needed some extra cash, so she begged her friend at the highway department for a job - any job at all.

"Sure," he said. "I always have job openings to paint the lines down the center of the roads. Would you be interested in painting stripes?"

Buffy agreed and began working immediately. The first day she painted five miles of stripes. The next day she painted three miles. But on the third day, she only painted one mile of stripes.

The supervisor took Buffy aside and asked her what was wrong. "You worked so hard and painted so fast the first couple of days. Why are you working so slowly now?"

Buffy replied, "Because the bucket keeps getting farther away."


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 Post subject: Re: Pictures of You
PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:35 am 
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No Pics makes crazy man cry:

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Why God?!? Why are there no more pictures of the pretty peoples than what we have?!?


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 Post subject: Re: Pictures of You
PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:30 am 
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Oh the weather outside is delightful, but the fire in my pants is frightful...

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Happy Holidays from the Hoff (...and me too, I guess)!


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 Post subject: Re: Pictures of You
PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:19 pm 
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:( :( :( :( :( NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! I cant un-see that!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :(


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 Post subject: Re: Pictures of You
PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:17 pm 
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Santa seen what you did.
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 Post subject: Re: Pictures of You
PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 1:02 pm 
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Well, fortunately for all of us, several of the better known players on the server (WarChild, the Dogfather, etc.) decided to make a group picture one day.

Suffice to say, drinking (and heavy hairspray use) was involved prior to the "shoot," ...

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Rumor has it, this is a semi-official Clan uniform now thanks to its debilitating effect on the opposition.


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 Post subject: Re: Pictures of You
PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:55 pm 
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That's just weird that you would actually search for something like that. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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