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Author: | {ABA}Worlock [ Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:25 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Pictures of You |
ROFL You did. Sorry for the DBL post. |
Author: | Shrew :) [ Sun Nov 20, 2011 3:09 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Pictures of You |
LOLZ How do you know a bear is blonde? She chewed off 3 legs and is still stuck in the trap! lol |
Author: | Deathstorm [ Mon Nov 21, 2011 8:47 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Pictures of You |
{ABA}Worlock wrote: All I know is construction workers and truck drivers, so I had to Google for clean ones. This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification. The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.” “Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop. The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.” “Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.” How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Scroll Down. ---> OMG, good one. LOL. |
Author: | Shrew :) [ Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:05 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Pictures of You |
Buffy, a blonde, needed some extra cash, so she begged her friend at the highway department for a job - any job at all. "Sure," he said. "I always have job openings to paint the lines down the center of the roads. Would you be interested in painting stripes?" Buffy agreed and began working immediately. The first day she painted five miles of stripes. The next day she painted three miles. But on the third day, she only painted one mile of stripes. The supervisor took Buffy aside and asked her what was wrong. "You worked so hard and painted so fast the first couple of days. Why are you working so slowly now?" Buffy replied, "Because the bucket keeps getting farther away." |
Author: | Butt_Fisto [ Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:35 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Pictures of You |
No Pics makes crazy man cry: Why God?!? Why are there no more pictures of the pretty peoples than what we have?!? |
Author: | Shrew :) [ Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:19 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Pictures of You |
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! I cant un-see that!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Author: | {ABA}Worlock [ Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:17 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Pictures of You |
Santa seen what you did. Attachment: untitledsgha.jpg
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Author: | Shrew :) [ Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:55 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Pictures of You |
That's just weird that you would actually search for something like that. lol |
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