Ah was jes a-testin ta see iffin yall cud kill each tother proper-lak wifoot ole Rich bein round ta sho yall how its done. BAWHAWHAWHAW!
Ah done hurt mah back cleaning Gawl-Durned leaves. Haint been reet since. Try ta play but sittin hurts. been spendin time inna portable reclinner chair. Looks lak a fold-up lawn chair but reclines way back. Called a Anti-Gravity chair. Roundaboot $50.00 an wurth ever penny. Hit decom-presses mah back.
Gittin sick an tired o' bein sick an tired. Las yar Ah kicked 3 narcotic pain and muscle relant meds thet Dad-Gum Drs wuz a-givin me fer almos 10 yars. Hit wuz rough. Allus hadda take mor an mor ta do mah chores. felt gud when on em, but after Ah wuz a wreck. So Ah rekoned enough wuz enough an quit cold turkey. Whew! real bad!
So now Ah finds oot thet Ah haz gots a her-edit-ty corndision what izza turnin mah tendons an ligaments ta bone whar they izza attached ta mah spine. Well yall kaint build a house onna bad foundation. So thas it,.. Ah iz screwed. Taint nary a cure. Took steroid shot and Tylenol wif codine, din wanna take codine, same kinda crap lak Ah took afore, but Ah haint got a choice iffin Ah wants ta be able ta move gotta take hit.
Yall no Ah surely is glad yall thinkin boot me. An Ah even got a nice call fum mah pal Z anna email fum DingleDawg a-wihsin me well. Ah wants yall ta no Ah appreciate thet heap-big much. Ah rekon when Ah touched base wif players lak Gnat an sech what diss-peared fer a while the good sentiment don come back ta me. Hit pays ta look oot fer yer friends. Take Notice Ah sed "oot". BAWHAWAHAWAHAWA!
AHll git better an Ah izza gonna cum thar an kick all youre asses. Ah herd -tell ole ToRmEnT izza tryin ta hide hizzelf fum me by changing skins. Well Tormie ole boy hit haint a-gonna hep yall enny. Ah git yall, don u worry. An Ah izza gonna T Bag everone thet Ah gits too!
Jes ta show yall thet yall kaint mess wif the "MIGHTY CRANIUM" BAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!!!!
Thanks agin fer thinkin o' me an HAPPY, HEALTYH HOLIDAYS ta Yall an Yourn.
RICH " Not even gud enough fer th' Glue factory" CRANIUM
ps: Yall take a gander at mah sug-gesstions fer the maps, Ah rekon they don have much ta do wif a anni-ver-sary tribute ta th game but sum o' it meet b fun ta try. Ah kaint wait fer "Knuckles an Knives" Nite in Boxed In WOO HOO!